Fellow Douches,
You're an ass and girls know it, but they want you? You tell all your friends how hard you'll hit on the new temp at work in the closet while she's engaged to your best friend? You carry a blackbook with names and numbers of girls you have / will have intercourse with? You NEVER give a 10 to a girl until after you had sex with her cause you never know if she shaves her pussy? Then CONGRADULATIONS! YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!
This blog is for all fellow Canadian douchebags, to have the latest douchebag pickup lines, fashion statements or simply to post on your latest conquest.
Make us proud, make them scream loud!
Douchefully yours,
Master Douche
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